May 2011
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'Wicked Game' -Chris Isaak
The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do. I never dreamed that I’d meet somebody like you. And I never dreamed that I’d lose somebody like you. No, I don’t want to fall in love (This world is only gonna break your heart) No, I don’t want to fall in love (This world is only gonna break your heart) With...
May 31st
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May 31st
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“Life is wine”
– Interpol ‘No I In Threesome’ 
May 31st
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May 30th
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The Hobbit: Orlando Bloom Set To Return As Legolas →
Yay!
May 29th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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clientsfromhell: I just explained cookies to a client, and now he’s going from person to person in the office, asking to see everyone’s cookies in a Cookie Monster voice. And then saying ‘Om nom nom nom’.
May 26th
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May 26th
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Clients From Hell: Me: “Good morning ma’am, I am... →
clientsfromhell: Me: “Good morning ma’am, I am calling because our records shows a debt on your cellphone line.” Client: “Oh, yes, sorry. I missed the deadline. Can I pay it with my credit card?” Me: “Sure, you can do it right know if you wish.” Client: “Great…Did you get the numbers?” Me: “Sorry, what?”
May 26th
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May 20th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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'505' -Arctic Monkeys
505 I’m going back to 505, If it’s a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive, In my imagination you’re waiting lying on your side, With your hands between your thighs, Stop and wait a sec, Oh when you look at me like that my darling, What did you expect, I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck, Or I did last time I checked, Not shy of a spark, A knife twists at the...
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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WatchWatch
The last of the wonderful Thor Conan videos. The family and I can’t get enough. ‘I’m Thor!’ I even have it as a ringtone and it doesn’t get old..
May 16th
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Genius whoever came up with this. Another of the Thor Conan videos. ‘Take this bitch!’ Haha
May 15th
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May 15th
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Can’t wait! Feels like I’ve waited forever and now it’s almost here. This season of True Blood is gonna be awesome, as always. Alcide is looking goooood!
May 14th
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“You make me lose my buttons oh yeah you make me spit I don’t like my clothes...”
– Interpol ‘Specialist’
May 12th
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May 10th
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